“More than 2,000 text messages! “This proves conclusively that Mark Meadows is a gossipy little bitch,” the Full Frontal presenter said Thursday night. “Some of the most condemnatory texts came on election day, such as when Fox News presenter Sean Hannidi promised Meadows that he would push his listeners to elect Trump,” he continued. When Meadows pressured Hannity to “emphasize that every vote counts,” the host replied, “Yes, sir. Get him.” “You know, it’s really nice to know that inside Sean Hannity’s soft, weak exterior is an even gentler, weaker man,” Bee said. “In the days after the election, Mark Meadows’s phone kept ringing in a group text that included bad guys like Ivanka Trump, Hope Hicks, Jared Kushner and Jason Miller,” he added. “In other words, they basically only missed Jafar and Ursula, the sea witch.” Although the messages show that some of Trump’s aides, including Kouchner, sent evidence to refute Trump’s baseless allegations of electoral fraud, the White House continued to spread the big lie. “Despite growing concerns, a complete lack of evidence of fraud and a warning of possible violence on January 6, Meadows and company have moved forward at full speed anyway,” Be explained. “Of course, when it became violent, it was not enough for true believers like Marjorie Taylor Greene,” who sent a message to Meadows days later proposing that Biden be removed from office, urging Trump to declare “Marshall Law.” ». “And if you think, ‘It’s not like it’s martial law,’ you’s very right,” Bee said, adding that Marshall’s law, as everyone knows, is that no one should pay retail prices for quality yoga pants. “It is also difficult to paint the whole picture when we do not have the full picture,” he continued. “There are more than 1,000 texts that Meadows refuses to hand over. Dime! Mark Meadows, you’re a mess. Delete my number! “ “If there is anything these texts prove, it is that it does not matter to Republicans whether they actually know that Joe Biden won the election,” he said. “What matters is that these human bumper stickers are more than willing to use lies and a violent base to seize and retain power.”
Trevor Noah
On the Daily Show, Trevor Noah dug up a strange court case from a New York City lawsuit against Donald Trump for inciting violence against protesters outside the Trump Tower in 2015. “Okay, first of all, it’s crazy that there are so many “Trump’s scandals that are literally being dragged to court for something we did not know was something,” Noah said. “No one knew that! I did not do it. Trump lawsuits are like the Nicholas Cage movies – there’s a pile where you say, ‘Did he lose a pig? When did this happen? ‘” During his October 2021 deposition, Trump “made one of the craziest defenses I’ve ever heard,” Noah said, adding that he was worried protesters would throw “dangerous fruit” at him. Noah and Michael Costa carried out the transfer because “no comedy writer is going to find anything funnier than Trump’s testimony,” Noah said. Such verbal lines include: “It’s worse than a tomato, there are other things. But tomatoes, when they start doing these things, are very dangerous. There was a warning that day “and” To stop throwing pineapples, tomatoes, bananas, things like that, yes… they are dangerous things “. “I will say this: it is not wrong to be hit with a pineapple, it is dangerous – I mean it has built-in tips,” Noah commented at the end. “Do you know what the worst fruit in my opinion is?” A honeymoon. “Not because it’s difficult, but because you can put some of it in your mouth and this shit is disgusting.”
Seth Meyers
And on Late Night, Seth Meyers fooled House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, who was caught lying that he wanted Trump to step down after the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol. The rumor revealed that McCarthy said in a House of Representatives call shortly after the attack that he would urge Trump to resign. Asked to comment on evidence of his denial this week, McCarthy was disappointed and said, winking at his members, “Ask them, ask if I said anything to them.” “Your allegation is that you did not lie when you denied that you said you had urged Trump to resign, because the reporter asked you if you had urged Trump to resign, which you claimed you did not do,” Meyers explained. “And if we want to know if you told your members that you would urge Trump to resign, we should ask your members if you told them you would urge him to resign, instead of just listening to them tell you that you would urge Trump to resign. to resign “. If that didn’t make sense to you, it’s okay – not even Meyers. “I feel like I spent an hour trying to find a way out of a MC Escher painting.” “Why should we ask your members if you said that?” Myers wondered. “We have the voice from you telling your members that the referral will pass and Trump will have to resign.”
